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Total Carat Weight: 1.00 - 1.24 Diamond Color: H
Style: Hoop Fancy Diamond Color: White
Fastening: Hook Main Stone Creation: Natural
Theme: Beauty Cut: Very Good
Clarity: SI1 Metal: Yellow Gold
Secondary Stone: Diamond Brand:

costozon

Main Stone: Diamond Total Carat Weight (TCW): 1.00 Carat
Use Occasion: Wedding Main Stone Shape: Round
Diamond Carat: 1.00 Carat Gold Weight: 5.983 Gms
Main Stone Treatment: Not Enhanced Metal Purity: 14k
Certification: IGL Certified
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