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Sarah Diamonds

Diamond Color: D Metal: White Gold
Main Stone Creation: Lab-Created Style: Solitaire With Accents
Clarity: VVS1 Metal Purity: 14K
Cut: Excellent Ring Size: All Size Available
Certification: E-Certificate Available On Request Main Stone Shape: Round
Occasion: Engagement, Wedding, Anniversary Sizable: YES
Metal Finish: 14K White Gold Total Carat Weight: 2 CT
Country/Region of Manufacture: India Main Stone: Diamond
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