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Cut: Very Good Type: Ring
Main Stone Creation: Lab-Created Style: Solitaire with Accents
Women's Ring Size: 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 & All Middle Size Available Metal: Sterling Silver
Sizable: Yes Metal Purity: 925 parts per 1000
Total Carat Weight (TCW): 0.23 Color:


Diamond Color: D Fancy Diamond Color: White
Clarity: VVS1 Main Stone: Diamond
Occasion: Engagement/Wedding/Anniversary/Promise/Party Main Stone Shape: Round
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