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0.50carat Round Brilliant Cut Pendent in Platinum Available Diamonds nwzyme3284-Diamond
0.50carat Round Brilliant Cut Diamonds Pendent Available in Platinum

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Total Carat Weight (TCW): 0.50 Carat
Main Stone Creation: Natural Metal Purity: 950 parts per 1000
Main Stone Shape: Round Brilliant Cut Base Metal: Platinum, 950 parts per 1000
Occasion: Anniversary Cut: Excellent
Main Stone Treatment: Not Enhanced Clarity: SI & VS

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Style: Pendant
Chain Details: Width: 0.8mm, Lenght : 16 inches, Desigen :Curb Diamond Colour: F
Certification: Comes with Certificate of Authenticity & Appraisal
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1 carat diamond ring. Used. Size 5. Has inset diamonds. 14 carat gold.

0.50carat Round Brilliant Cut Pendent in Platinum Available Diamonds nwzyme3284-Diamond

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